Confederacy

1. No one will notice your pasty legs with Shimmi Bikinis!

2. Try these Jenni Kayne Snakeskin sandals to avoid slippery situations poolside

3. Though the haggard-musician look is definitely attractive, no lady likes beard burn. Bring the Baxter Travel Bag for all your grooming needs.

4. Ladies, leave the granny underwear at home. Instead take 3.1 Phillip Lim Cheeky Briefwith matching bra. Or come into the to the store and raid the latest Alexander Wang lingerie.